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Mt. Juliet man distraught to learn he doesn't live in Nashville

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A 30-year-old Mt. Juliet man was overcome with emotion Friday when he was informed the city he has called home for the past three years is not, in fact, Nashville.

"What?! No! That's just not true! I just saw Charlie Daniels at Publix not even a week ago," Corbin Darcy gasped before being directed to find his home on Google Maps.

Darcy's wife, Cricket, bravely maintained her composure as she attempted to console her husband.

"We're ... we're not even in the same county as Nashville?" he wondered. "But our Facebook profiles say we live in Nashville. We've got season tickets to the Preds. I've spent most of the last several months working on my songwriting and bragging about how progressive we were to elect Megan Barry!"

The couple suddenly fell silent as they looked at one another.

"Who did we vote for?" they asked in unison.

This article is fictional, produced by a fictional writer. All facts stated in the article are for entertainment purposes only. It is a joke. Happy April Fools Day.

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