Around here the abuse of nonstandard verbs seems endless; there seems to be plenty of it elsewhere, too. (Cant heap all my scorn on the homefolk without determining if I need to save some for the rest of the English speaking world.) I havent found statistics covering any patch of English speaking, large or small, but I have functioning ears.
I cant give an explanation; obviously a child hears the incorrect forms at home, but education (from the Latin for lead out of) can change this.
The defense that something like I goed for the past tense of I go is a step forward in standardizing language might work for someone like Samuel Johnson, but I dismiss it as nonsense currently. The group of nonstandard verbs is a large, frequently used one too late to revise it.
[ATA (According to Anne) Samuel Johnson (1709-1784, English literary figure) was famous for talking as well as writing. His Dictionary of the English Language (published 1755) was a pioneering work. His famous biographer was a Scottish lawyer James Boswell. -Macmillon Concise Dictionary of World History]
The misusing of nonstandard verbs is a marker to many listeners a marker of stubbornness, ignorance, contempt for standards and change. Thats enough said.
Now about that question mark: our QP of T (Question Person of Today) has placed it correctly, indicating the whole sentence is a question and not the quotation at the end of the sentence. Had the quotation been a question then the question mark would be properly placed within the quotation marks and do double duty for the quotation and for the sentence. There would never be a need for two question marks. Punctuation is a guide to clarity for the reader, some insurance that the writers exact meaning is taken.
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